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My Rainbow Horse And Me

from Horses In Real Life by Francis Vace

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I’m living with a horse and it ain’t easy,
She leaves hoofprints in the hall and she hogs the tv,
It wouldn’t be so bad if she wasn’t living here for free.

Yeah cause, the rent’s in dollars and she’s got bits,
She tried to get a job but she already quit,
They only had human clothes and filly they don’t fit.

So she spends her days laying on the sofa,
Which can be a pain when there’s people over,
If we’re keeping score I think we’re oh for -three

And she’s using up all my water and power,
And she locks herself in the bathroom for hours,
I keep finding rainbow hair in my shower


This rainbow horse fell through the TV,
And landed on my floor,
I thought I had problems,
Well now I got one more,
Tryna find a way to get her,
Back into the TV,
Until then it’s just gonna be,
My rainbow horse and me


Now I’m pretty sure that she can sleep on a cloud,
But it seems she always chooses my couch,
Letter from my landlord, in bold: no pets allowed.

Now she eats like a horse and there’s no way to stop,
I’ve been having trouble trying to keep my fridge stocked,
She eats half the food the moment I returned from the shops.

Now she’s
Got-ta lot-ta fur
But-there ain’t-no clothes-on her
And I really don’t know about these feelings that are starting to stir.

She’s got a cute round nose and deep magenta eyes,
And she looks real cool when she takes to the skies,
But a horse and a human? I don’t know if that’s wise.


I get to work in ten seconds flat,
I ride there on my rainbow horse’s back,
Turns out she’s a pretty good yugioh dueler
You could even say she’s-

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from Horses In Real Life, released December 5, 2019

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